Go Back   The Giraffe Boards > The Dump > The Box
Register Blogs GB FAQ Forum Rules Community Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1501  
Old 2nd November 2018, 10:08 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
I usually yawniate when I am woken up, and then I activitize myself - it is an old habit.

But what is this about? Must I tell more stories of my adventures? I have retired you know.
Reply With Quote
  #1502  
Old 29th March 2020, 04:26 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
There is a quacking duck in my kitchen there is. What is it doing there? It should be outside in the lake with the other ducks

It is making my lobsters very stressly it is.
Reply With Quote
  #1503  
Old 29th March 2020, 07:56 AM
The Second Sock's Avatar
The Second Sock The Second Sock is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: The Golden State
Posts: 2,434
Well, you've said it's quacking. But does it look like a duck and walk like a duck? It must do all three to be a duck.
Reply With Quote
  #1504  
Old 6th March 2021, 05:44 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
"Burp"

I just wanted to do that. It is here, in the box, so I am allowed I am yes.

It is good the be a free Burpy it is.
Reply With Quote
  #1505  
Old 6th March 2021, 07:10 AM
BJMoose BJMoose is offline
Former Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 19,623
Now you've scared the duck.
Reply With Quote
  #1506  
Old 6th March 2021, 08:13 AM
fucktard loser fucktard loser is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2020
Location: up behind my back
Posts: 1,013
Reply With Quote
  #1507  
Old 6th March 2021, 08:41 AM
Rebo's Avatar
Rebo Rebo is offline
The Reuben of Admins
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Another day in Paradise
Posts: 3,051
Blog Entries: 2
WTF was that??? 🤣🤣🤣
Reply With Quote
  #1508  
Old 6th March 2021, 08:56 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
That is exactively what I thought when the duck was in my kitchen. It was a duck from the pond, and I later found out her name was Elizabeth. If I remember correctly, she waddled back to the pond after I gave her a ham and cheese sandwich.

Strange duck now that I think of it.
Reply With Quote
  #1509  
Old 6th March 2021, 11:23 AM
The Second Sock's Avatar
The Second Sock The Second Sock is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: The Golden State
Posts: 2,434
When she quacks, does it sound like a burp? Cuz I have a duck named Elizabeth that likes ham and cheese sandwitches who waddles and hangs out at a pond. Don't call her Liz. She hates that.
Reply With Quote
  #1510  
Old 9th March 2021, 08:12 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
I only ever heard her quack actually - maybe she just had good manners.
Reply With Quote
  #1511  
Old 13th April 2022, 11:03 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
Would you believe it!
Spring comes around, and Elizabeth, that likes ham and cheese sandwitches, has returned with a quack! and settled back in my pond. I wonder if there will soon be small quacklings.

My lobsters, looking out at the garden from their room, seem very exited.

I also saw a bee. Maybe I will pick up bee keeping again, although my teacher, Tim B Silly, is no longer around.

Spring is fun!
Reply With Quote
  #1512  
Old 13th April 2022, 11:58 AM
Rebo's Avatar
Rebo Rebo is offline
The Reuben of Admins
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Another day in Paradise
Posts: 3,051
Blog Entries: 2
If you fry duck skin, do you get quacklings?

: ducks (ha!) and runs :
Reply With Quote
  #1513  
Old 31st May 2022, 09:08 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
I just burped yes I did.
I did not burp outside the box no.
I am quite magnificent.

Mr Giraffe will appreciate me, but where is Mr. Giraffe?
Reply With Quote
  #1514  
Old 1st June 2022, 07:58 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
Does anyone know if Mr. Giraffe wears red and white striped T-Shirts, Bathing Suits or just Suits?
Like Waldo?
Because I also don't know where Waldo is at
Reply With Quote
  #1515  
Old 12th October 2023, 12:45 PM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
I found the Waldo man. He was on page 14.
Now what should I do?
I feel like building a castle again, that was fun! Mrs. Burpy says go for it, but what say you, wise people?
Reply With Quote
  #1516  
Old 14th October 2023, 08:18 AM
Metal Years Metal Years is offline
#FuckDonnyT-Rump
 
Join Date: Dec 2019
Location: The Dirty South
Posts: 1,147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burpy View Post
I found the Waldo man. He was on page 14.
Now what should I do?
I feel like building a castle again, that was fun! Mrs. Burpy says go for it, but what say you, wise people?
I think you should build a massive cabin.
Reply With Quote
  #1517  
Old 14th October 2023, 09:27 AM
Burpy Burpy is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,163
I think that is a very cool idea Mister.

Should I build like a log cabin? Or a brick house?

What do you think?
Reply With Quote
  #1518  
Old 14th October 2023, 08:51 PM
Metal Years Metal Years is offline
#FuckDonnyT-Rump
 
Join Date: Dec 2019
Location: The Dirty South
Posts: 1,147
You should build a humongous log cabin.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Giraffiti
because it's funny, bee as in burp, box box box, brilliant burp, burp burp burp, Burpee seeds, burps&the new burpolution, burpt = funny sock, burpy = masterful troll, Burpy Fan Club, Burpy is a bad person, burpy is a good burpy!, Burpy is free!, burpy rox, BURPY SUX!, burpy=the new BARPI, cats burping, eexelent win ->, eructile dysfunction, FX > jag, gas war, Hooray for Burpy!, hurr durr burp, more like bumpy amirite?, Mrs. Burpy is a saint, Rh/$27Koz, SLURPEE BUX!, stupid schtick is stupid, suckcocker spaniel


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:43 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging v3.0.7 (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Management has discontinued messages until further notice.