Starship Titanic - All Good Things, and Also Bad Things, Must

[storyteller0910]

[the voice of John Cleese]: The ship is now armed and ready to explode. This will be a fairly large explosion, so you’d best stand back about 22 miles. Five.

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think Instagram is a pretty neat idea.

[the voice of John Cleese]: Four.

Approximately 40 degrees north of this planet’s equator, and 75 degrees west of its Prime Meridian, sits a small unregarded one-story house. Within that house, an ape-descendant nearing the midpoint of its brief period of sapience tosses a coin into the air.

[the voice of John Cleese]: Three.

The coin flips again and again, landing on a nearby table, the side designated “tails” facing up. A tiny vibration issues from the site of its landing, and rises into the planet’s atmosphere and beyond, nothing but a cosmic hiccup… but it begins a reaction.

[the voice of John Cleese]: Two.

Ten thousand light years distant, in a little-used maintenance closet on the eleventh subdeck of the Starship Titanic, sits a device that resembles a typewriter, or perhaps a microwave oven. It is, however, neither of those things. It is rather a very small, unregarded nuclear weapon. And thanks to the tiny echo of that far away vibration, it is now two seconds from detonating.

[the voice of John Cleese]: One.

On the café deck, a man who appears to be Willem Dafoe but is instead a psychiatrist named Gag Halfrunt, who once destroyed a planet to prevent the revelation of a subversive and dangerous truth and is now less than one second from destroying a quadrillion-dollar piece of technology out of sheer bloody-mindedness, smiles.

[the voice of John Cleese]: Zero.

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Visorslash, who was a Willem Dafoe (Friendly Vanilla), was marooned.

And with that, the Game is Over!* Congratulations to the Unfriendlies – dizzymrslizzy, bufftabby, Vanta Black, Volfoni, and godfather Lightfoot – for a dominant performance front to back.

Sadly, Mahaloth, whose goal was to eliminate everyone named “Willem Dafoe,” and Dante G, whose goal was to ensure that fewer than five players remained at game’s end, join all of the Friendly players (as well as our Third Parties Pleonast and Archangel) in the loss.

Thank you all for playing!!!!!!

* Strictly speaking, the Unfriendlies still needed to kill someone to reach their win condition. However, given that there is no way for that to be stopped, I decided to skip the tedium of waiting that out.

[Dizzymrslizzy]

Can someone tell me how to kill the heads now!!! Because We tried twice!!

[Dizzymrslizzy]

And Visor. I was super truthful in a lot of my posts. I don’t get you, but I promise to try harder next time if we are Town together!

[storyteller0910]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Each Night, they got to designate one of them to be the "introvert" and one of them to be the "extrovert." If you targeted the introvert, nothing would happen, but if you targeted the "extrovert," both of them would have died.

But every time you went after them, weird stuff happened. I'd need to double check my notes to see the details. But you hit like lottery-level odds on the bad luck in a couple of cases.

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Which fact made the last 4 real-life hours really interesting, because if you had let Lightfoot die and killed Jan toNight, you still could easily have won by targeting the right head at the right time.

[Visorslash]

Lol and we even lose on a tie

Poetic

Shouldn't have split the votes!

[LightFoot]

Originally Posted by Dizzymrslizzy

Can someone tell me how to kill the heads now!!! Because We tried twice!!

Yes please

[Visorslash]

Thanks for running

Gg

[Dizzymrslizzy]

Oh and I was the Roleblocker

[Meeko]

Originally Posted by Visorslash

Lol and we even lose on a tie

Poetic

Shouldn't have split the votes!

Well. I was right on that much.

[LightFoot]

add to things the fact that QT was down for an extended period of time

Well met!

[bufftabby]

Please note that I was indeed a one-shot killer who hit Guiri, and my PM absolutely did have that part underlined.

[LightFoot]

SJan- I almost got you!
I still owe you one

[Visorslash]

Originally Posted by Meeko

Well. I was right on that much.

I mean, I spent half the day phase banging on about it

Didn't you and Colby both split votes onto me lol?

[Visorslash]

Nice sub work btw guiri you did good

[LightFoot]

Vanta didn't do too shabby in that subbed slot either!

[Visorslash]

Wow if that flip didn't work

Buff, dizzy and volfoni all outed

And we already were sure Vanta was a wolf

If you don't win that 50/50 you lose lol

[storyteller0910]

Also, hey, I'm NEVER doing multivote ever again. That made my head hurt.

[LightFoot]

visor nothing to take away
I really thought you were not Town and after holding that so long I couldn't give it up when there were no 3rd parties left

[Visorslash]

Multivotes suck lol

Rip rng

[Meeko]

Originally Posted by storyteller0910

Also, hey, I'm NEVER doing multivote ever again. That made my head hurt.

Promise?

I'll put my gun away then.

[Visorslash]

You're a wolf Lightfoot, no hard feelings lol

You do what you do to win, same with dizzy

(Colby on the other hand wtf was that pal)

[Meeko]

No takers on my I suspend my captaincy campaign ploy?

[Dizzymrslizzy]

Originally Posted by Visorslash

Wow if that flip didn't work

Buff, dizzy and volfoni all outed

And we already were sure Vanta was a wolf

If you don't win that 50/50 you lose lol

Yep, but look at our POV if we didn’t take the shot.

Tonight we kill Jan

Then what? Vanta and I were on the block next. One of us dies D7 unless we are lucky.

Who do you kill N7?

Blade and Tex were unkillable. We wasted N2 and N3 on them.

[Visorslash]

Er when you did that you weren't gonna win captaincy anyway iirc

[Volfoni]

Originally Posted by Visorslash

Wow if that flip didn't work

Buff, dizzy and volfoni all outed

And we already were sure Vanta was a wolf

If you don't win that 50/50 you lose lol

Yeah, we took the gambit because we were all exhausted and couldn't figure out how to take out the heads.

Hence we would have had to kill the only people we could pushed for the yeet.

It was today or never anyway

[Visorslash]

Originally Posted by Dizzymrslizzy

Yep, but look at our POV if we didn’t take the shot.

Tonight we kill Jan

Then what? Vanta and I were on the block next. One of us dies D7 unless we are lucky.

Who do you kill N7?

Blade and Tex were unkillable. We wasted N2 and N3 on them.

Colby is your route to victory imo

I would bus Lightfoot and then kill Colby in the dayphase to win

[Visorslash]

Gotta say it would be nice to win a flip one of these days lol been on a bad run of coinflips lately

[storyteller0910]

I thought maybe the most interesting thing that happened was the Town electing Prof. Pepperwinkle as Captain on Night Five. Because he got killed the same Night, you ended up without a Captain which gave the Unfriendlies more space to maneuver. I thought for sure you would choose either Tex or bladescape, who were nearly as sure to be Town as Prof. and much less likely to be killed.

[Volfoni]

fun fact, we voted Visor captain almost all nights to frame him lmao.

We must have been the only ones lol

[guiri]

Well played scum. I did my best.

Can we see the spoiled chat?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Originally Posted by Dizzymrslizzy

Oh and I was the Roleblocker

Waluigi number one.

[Visorslash]

Village has to get 5 in a row right, you just have to get Colby out after Lightfoot (or before volfoni dies)

[TexCat]

GG wolves. And thanks for the game storyteller.

We knew this would happen...if a couple of townies voted for another townie. I'm looking at you Colby (and Meeko).

Not sure we would have gotten there anyway. After LF, Dizzy, and Vanta it was going to be tough.

[guiri]

And thanks Story for a fun game.

[LightFoot]

If I had been the maroon it was an option to NK Meeko and watch Visor and Colby go after each other too

[Visorslash]

Originally Posted by Volfoni

fun fact, we voted Visor captain almost all nights to frame him lmao.

We must have been the only ones lol

I voted myself smh!

[Volfoni]

Visor, I don't remember the night (or maybe was it early D5), but you had all the team but me. Guiri did an amazing job too when subbing in. (like he selected the whole wolf team for his ISOs lol)

Blade was goat too.

[Visorslash]

If wolves didn't pile on I think they win more often than 50/50 which is what this is

But understandable

[TexCat]

Originally Posted by Dizzymrslizzy

Can someone tell me how to kill the heads now!!! Because We tried twice!!

How many kills did yall get a night?

[guiri]

Originally Posted by TexCat

GG wolves. And thanks for the game storyteller.

We knew this would happen...if a couple of townies voted for another townie. I'm looking at you Colby (and Meeko).

Not sure we would have gotten there anyway. After LF, Dizzy, and Vanta it was going to be tough.

I think some reveals would have helped narrow it down. 100% no, but we were close.

[Dizzymrslizzy]

Bufftabby claim wouldn’t have fit after LightFoot died.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Originally Posted by storyteller0910

Also, hey, I'm NEVER doing multivote ever again. That made my head hurt.

It is wildly anti town, too. God I hate multi votes.

Town, I don't even blame you. Its hard not to hit a townie when you vote more than once.

Any wrong vote loses, and you can only yeet once per day anyway.

Don't make multiple votes in LYLO it ensures town loses a lot.



No offense if you like multivoting, but man.

Never in my games! Holy sheeit its badly anti town.

[bufftabby]

Ahhh, I haven't had an occasion to update my signature in a lonnnnnng time.

I do apologize for not being more active, that was not wolf-related at all. When I used to play, I worked a physical job all day and it was nice to come home and use my brain to play Mafia. Now I do spreadsheets and shit all day, and my brain just plain runs out of juice sometimes.

[Visorslash]

Originally Posted by Volfoni

Visor, I don't remember the night (or maybe was it early D5), but you had all the team but me. Guiri did an amazing job too when subbing in. (like he selected the whole wolf team for his ISOs lol)

Blade was goat too.

Nobody gonna listen to me lol most of the wolf team was pushing me and the villas had their own issues with me

I was just trying to dodge dying

[Dizzymrslizzy]

Originally Posted by TexCat

How many kills did yall get a night?

1 kill.

We had one unstoppable kill that we used N1

[LightFoot]

Originally Posted by TexCat

How many kills did yall get a night?

so two shots to kill?

[guiri]

Originally Posted by Volfoni

Visor, I don't remember the night (or maybe was it early D5), but you had all the team but me. Guiri did an amazing job too when subbing in. (like he selected the whole wolf team for his ISOs lol)

Blade was goat too.

I spent a load of time on that too, oh well, you live, you learn.

[Visorslash]

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

It is wildly anti town, too. God I hate multi votes.

Town, I don't even blame you. Its hard not to hit a townie when you vote more than once.

Any wrong vote loses, and you can only yeet once per day anyway.

Don't make multiple votes in LYLO it ensures town loses a lot.



No offense if you like multivoting, but man.

Never in my games! Holy sheeit its badly anti town.

Ya it's super pro wolf

Def not a fan lol

[Askthepizzaguy]

Originally Posted by Volfoni

Yeah, we took the gambit because we were all exhausted and couldn't figure out how to take out the heads.

Hence we would have had to kill the only people we could pushed for the yeet.

It was today or never anyway

You guys already power wolfed and it was multivote mechanics.

Bussing there is not needed, one townie almost always misvotes.

This is like the one time I would be with you on not bussing.

That and carrying inactive wolf mates to final 7 and winning.

[Dizzymrslizzy]

Originally Posted by LightFoot

so two shots to kill?

Two shots in 1 night? Or just a vest of protection of one shot?