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Old 11th September 2016, 01:43 AM
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Dear diary,

Correction: It has been 5 minutes, actually. 5 long, agonizing minutes since @NoClueBoy summoned me.
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Old 11th September 2016, 01:44 AM
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Dear diary,

Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping, into the future. It has in fact been 7 minutes since @NoClueBoy summoned me.
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Old 11th September 2016, 01:45 AM
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Dear diary,

I skipped 6 minutes, because, well, I don't know. I wanted to try to get on top of this thing. You remember, the thing where @NoClueBoy summoned me.
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Old 11th September 2016, 01:45 AM
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Old 11th September 2016, 01:48 AM
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Old 11th September 2016, 01:48 AM
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Fuck it, I'm going to bed. I'll check in on @NoClueBoy later.
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Old 11th September 2016, 01:49 AM
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Maybe someone will keep up the @NoClueBoy train in my absence.
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Old 11th September 2016, 05:57 AM
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Dear diary,

Correction: It has been 5 minutes, actually. 5 long, agonizing minutes since @NoClueBoy summoned me.
I dunno, something about this post in particular made me think of dark wizards summoning demons. Is @NoClueBoy performing dark magic?
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Old 11th September 2016, 07:25 AM
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Old 11th September 2016, 07:40 AM
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Old 11th September 2016, 08:01 AM
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Old 11th September 2016, 08:19 AM
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Dear diary,

Correction: It has been 5 minutes, actually. 5 long, agonizing minutes since @NoClueBoy summoned me.
I dunno, something about this post in particular made me think of dark wizards summoning demons. Is @NoClueBoy performing dark magic?

I have all of the instructions for summing demons, but I've never tried it.
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Old 11th September 2016, 08:45 AM
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Old 11th September 2016, 08:53 AM
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I have all of the instructions for summing demons, but I've never tried it.
That seems like a lot of trouble to go to, why not just use a calculator?
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Old 11th September 2016, 09:04 AM
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I have all of the instructions for summing demons, but I've never tried it.
That seems like a lot of trouble to go to, why not just use a calculator?
Because if the calculator ever reads 666, they're all home free.

Each demon has a unique number in the quballa, I suppose I could sum demons, then reduce the number numerologiclaly. But I meant summon, of course. Oh the shame of the typo, I think I'll have the vapors, then offer myself up for flogging.
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Old 11th September 2016, 09:26 AM
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Old 11th September 2016, 09:50 AM
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Where is Adele? We need summon like her.
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Old 11th September 2016, 03:49 PM
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Old 11th September 2016, 04:07 PM
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Don't worry, no one's actually summoning actual demons, it's just an in-voke among the members.

*Draws chalk circle on floor, scatters salt*
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Old 11th September 2016, 04:25 PM
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Old 11th September 2016, 04:31 PM
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Old 11th September 2016, 05:39 PM
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Dammit. *kills Jackie and Zeener instead*
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Old 11th September 2016, 05:39 PM
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Old 11th September 2016, 05:40 PM
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Old 11th September 2016, 05:41 PM
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Old 12th September 2016, 04:35 AM
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This thread started out silly but seems to have taken a very sensible turn. Good show, Kat.
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Old 12th September 2016, 05:38 AM
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Old 12th September 2016, 05:44 AM
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I predict you soon will have an encounter with our kill-boss.

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Old 12th September 2016, 05:52 AM
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Old 12th September 2016, 05:58 AM
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Old 12th September 2016, 07:27 AM
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Old 12th September 2016, 07:53 AM
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Old 12th September 2016, 02:32 PM
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Old 12th September 2016, 02:48 PM
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Dammit. *kills Jackie and Zeener instead*
this explains why I've been so Low Energy
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Old 12th September 2016, 05:42 PM
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Old 12th September 2016, 05:44 PM
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Old 12th September 2016, 05:45 PM
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Old 12th September 2016, 06:29 PM
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Old 12th September 2016, 07:18 PM
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I read every pun post, all ten of them, desperately hoping at least one would make me smile instead of groaning.

No pun in ten did.

Alas...
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Old 12th September 2016, 10:26 PM
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Old 16th September 2016, 08:37 PM
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Old 16th September 2016, 09:32 PM
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Old 16th September 2016, 11:40 PM
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Old 17th September 2016, 12:36 AM
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